Toto, We’re Not In Kansas Anymore! Oh, Wait… Shit I Am.
Why?? Because I can.
Hey all. just a quick note to let you know that the Blessed Atheist/KKBundy/Waylon (Damn, I’m getting too many names) is presently in Kansas City and will be for the next ten days. I’ll be sitting through ten straight days of OSHA law classes. Ugh! I imagine my days won’t exactly be riveting but hey, after Exodus and Leviticus I am well versed in useless legal bullshit. But still pity me. Please!
And if any reader happens to live nearby I’d love to hear from them. I know the chance is slim, but hey, you never know. Drop me a comment here and maybe we can have a couple of beers and commiserate over the fate of humanity.
If not I’ll work on writing more. That should be great. Days filled with modern senseless legalese followed by nights filled with ancient senseless legalese.
I hope I survive.
And because I still can here are a couple more Jesus related Demotivational Posters.
Isn’t the next scheduled end of the world in 2012?
No, no – it was supposed to have been back in May, but got postponed.
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/26946/end-of-world-may-21-2011/
I rather like the last sentence in that article:
“If you want to say we’re crazy, go ahead,” she said. “But when you’re dead on May 21st (or soon after), you’ll know we were right. And you’ll thank us.”
What part of KC are you staying at? I live in Liberty and work just north of downtown KC.
Jason, I’m at the Airport Embassy Suites right off of interstate 29 and… well… across from the airport. It’s on Tiffany Springs parkway just to the East 29, not to confused with Tiffany Springs Drive. I have class every day until four or five but every night is fairly free for now. I don’t have a car and have yet to understand the public transportation here so I fell a bit hotel bound. Let me know.
Damn, I just looked. You’re not even that far only 15 miles. I’ll Email you my number.
So…emm….we can count on your house being empty then?
Just asking.
No it’s protected by a rabid atheist schoolchild and his zombie-hunting friends….
Which reminds me. Just read an odd book entitled Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. I wouldn’t say it’s the best book I’ve ever read, but I’d recommend it as a fun light-read. It’s from the author of Pride And Prejudice And Zombies, which I’ve not read myself, but I’ve seen good reviews of. And which kinda reminded me of this.
Yeah, don’t make Reilly get his Nerf gun. I’ve heard about that book, Daz. I did read Pride Prejudice and Zombies and was quite fascinated by it. Although I must admit it seems like a bit of sacrilege to massacre Austen like that. I’ll look into that one. Damn, It’s good to have you back around Daz.