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How Not to Sacrifice ( a Lesson In Two Charred Parts)

Leviticus 10. Now Nadab and Abihu, the sons of Aaron, took their respective firepans, and after putting fire in them, placed incense on it and offered strange fire before the LORD, which He had not commanded them. And fire came out from the presence of the LORD and consumed them, and they died before the LORD. [ READ MORE ]

What’s God Got To Do With It? (Nothing)

Well, here I am again after a long absence.  No excuses.  I’m a lazy moron crushed by divergent responsibilities.  I apologize.  Onward. Leviticus  1-9 When we last looked, Aaron, knife in hand,  had slashed his way through a  multitude of bloody sacrifices, seemingly one for every occasion.  Feel guilty about a particular sin in your [ READ MORE ]

Finally! Proof that he is real!

Leviticus 9/23 OK then! As we remember from the last episode the sacrifices have been made in all of their gory detail, and apparently heaps of dead carcasses lie on the blood soaked earth outside the tent of meeting waiting for… Well, something. Moses and Aaron went into the tent of meeting. When they came [ READ MORE ]

And Now For Something Completely Different, Leviticus.

Leviticus 1-9 So Aaron came near to the altar and slaughtered the calf of the sin offering which was for himself.  Aaron’s sons presented the blood to him; and he dipped his finger in the blood and put some on the horns of the altar, and poured out the rest of the blood at the [ READ MORE ]

Exodus Vs Genesis, A Biblical Cage Match.

Well, well, well.  At long last we have reached the end of that Damned Book.  No. no. Not the Bible just Exodus.  I know that it seems like we’ve been here forever and in reality it has been close.  Having been mired in the quicksand with you, I, too, feel the need to scramble forth [ READ MORE ]

The Tabernacle Revisited. Again.

Exodus 35 to 40. We all know sometimes I have a tendency to get bogged down in a small section of the Bible and expound on it at length.  I can write a thousand words on a meaning of a single sentence in large part because those certain sentences contain so much of what I [ READ MORE ]

Moses’ Shiny Face

Then the Lord said to Moses, “Write down these words, for in accordance with these words I have made a covenant with you and with Israel.”  So he was there with the Lord forty days and forty nights; he did not eat bread or drink water. And he wrote on the tablets the words of [ READ MORE ]

Renewing The Covenant or How Not To Cook Baby Goat.

Exodus 34, the rest of the story. Then God said, “Behold, I am going to make a covenant. Before all your people I will perform miracles which have not been produced in all the earth nor among any of the nations; and all the people among whom you live will see the working of the [ READ MORE ]

Beautiful Balls Of Biblical Bullshit ©

Exodus 34 I’m not bragging or anything, but people, this next part is going to be great.  As a Biblical critic working my way systematically through the damnable book I am stuck with whatever dull and meaningless material the particular section I’m going through has to offer.  Far too often useless Bible babble goes on [ READ MORE ]

Moses and Yahweh, Lost In Translation.

Moses, now having The Lord Genocide’s precise instructions on how to live and more importantly, how to build great altars and temples to He Who Shall Not Be Named ( I am just Shittin’ ya. It’s God.) is instructed by God that he should move on. Unfortunately, like a cuckolded lover, God is still pouting [ READ MORE ]

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